Lordy!!!

This guy just cracks me up! I don't know how he survives. Here he goes:

1. Slammed my finger in my car door

2. Drop kicked a cantaloupe

3. Decapitated several gummie bears

4. Poked my dad in the eye

5. Pee-pee tortured a spider that was in the urinal

6. Crashed a going away party for a coworker that I didn’t know

7. Ate all of the sushi at the going away party

8. Had to pull 3 fuses to get my car alarm to turn off

9. Ate a bowl of Life cereal for lunch

10. Put the milk in the cupboard

He can be found at: http://10thingsididtoday.blogspot.com (maybe the "10" is spelled out. Not sure.) Enjoy!
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