If you don't know Juanita, you need to. The lady lives down in Texas in Tom DeLay's district...and he irritates her beyond her ability to keep her mouth shut about his doings. So she doesn't. And doesn't mince her words either. Of course DeLay doesn't think it necessary to listen to the folks back home. Oh, no. But he should...especially when it's Juanita and her friends in the "World's Most Dangerous Beauty Parlor" talking. Cussing him, mostly. Being verbally abusive. Much to my delight.... So here on Off The Kuff's blog comes word on Juanita:
"Been meaning to mention that Juanita is back in business out in Fort Bend after a couple of months' hiatus. She's clearly in fine form, so drop by and catch up on the latest from the World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon:
May 6 - (Pssst. Over here. Hush. Keep it down. Okay, so here's the plan. We say that Tom's only sin was pride and Tom's got God working on that. We take Tom down to The Brazos River and dunk him a few times, saying he's been born-again-again and God wants him to stay in office now that he's been washed clean of the sin of pride. Of course it'll work! It worked with the bimbo problem in Austin. It worked with the heavy drinking. It worked with cussing and fistfighting on the House floor. I'm telling you, this born again again again thing is perfect.
( Keep it quiet, though. We don't want folks figuring it out.)"
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